You don't have asthma, your pregnant
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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