Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My balls are so social today.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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