We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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