It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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