Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
