Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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