i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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