They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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