Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
