proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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