Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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