idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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