i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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