she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
sex in a hospital.. check
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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