We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
