I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's Friday. Sex?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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