I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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