it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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