Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
