Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
