: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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