Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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