Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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