Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Even my vagina gasped.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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