absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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