why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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