Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just pee around me
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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