And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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