I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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