there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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