i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
