where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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