i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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