Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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