When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
