They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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