This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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