I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
The ass gains better be worth it
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