I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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