i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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