in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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