Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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