why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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