Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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