He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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