the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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