If i come over, it means nothing
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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