There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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