But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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