At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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