The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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