Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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