i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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