I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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