Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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